For the last week, my husband has been traveling all over Europe training the Euro-ites how to be a real business man. (Ok, or just training them on Salesforce, but same thing). It is one thing when he goes away for a conference or when he goes to Alabama to do some trainings, but when he goes to Europe, one thing changes: no cell phone usage. That means for a whole week I don't get to hear his voice (except when he cheats and uses his boss's cell phone to call me--thanks for cheating!). No small texts or a call to see how things are going. We have been surviving off of emails explaining our day and what we did and didn't do. Twice we caught eachother online and got to chat, which was fun, but it was like 10 PM his time and 2 PM my time. So, needless to say, it wasn't very long.
All in all, Ryan is doing a great job training the Euro-ites all about business and I am really proud of him. He will (I'm sure) post more about his fabulous traveling when he returns, but for now you only get to hear my side of the story, which is that he hates Europe. He used to love it, back in the day, but now, it does not give him any satisfaction. Mostly because it is dirty there and there is really no depth to life without a woman by his side. So, needless to say, he swears he will never go back without me to show him that Europe really is a great place, as long as I'm there with him.*
Welcome home Ryan (in roughly 22 hours!)
*This was all from emails Ryan sent me... I have the proof if you need it. No, really, I do.
Haha, this makes me laugh...I can totally see Ryan saying those things!
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